I went to my first yoga class today - a trial class at a fitness fundraiser........45 minutes
Lying on your mat take deep breaths and become aware of your body
Wow there are more people here than I thought
I wonder if I am too close to the lady next to me
I can't believe I am wearing odd socks
Take deep breaths that fill all the spaces in your body.
Lengthen your body with your breath.
Why is someone hammering in this building?
Man, it's cold today, I wonder if there is snow on the mountains
Breathe in and out
There I filled up the spaces
Relax your feet
Be aware of your legs, your calves, your
I hate my calves
I must try and find boots this winter for my XL calves
Put your left hand on
Crap left, which is left
Ok got it - I can't believe I still need to think about which is left/right
I visiualise which hand makes the L everytime
Stoopid
Oops breathe in and out
Quiet your mind and focus on your breath, on your heart centre
I hope Lindsay finds that dress in the right size today
I wonder what it will be like to do Jazzercise after this yoga
Must return that conference email this weekend
Come up into sitting and cross your legs
Ok up now - that should help me focus
Must remember to put dishwasher soap on the shopping list
So pleased David got MVP at soccer today
Now move back to child's pose
YES I know this one, I can do this
I must remember to replace the chocolate bar in my purse
In case we get stuck on the Highway in the snow and need it to survive
Breathe
Now come up onto your hand and walk your feet forward and let your arms hang heavy
What?
I am going to have to peek at someone
Oh ok got it
I hope Spanner isn't barking with noone at home
Keep breathing in and out - like the ocean
I wish we were going to Hawaii for Christmas
Breath in and out
Come up into standing and centre yourself
stand square to the mat
We are going to do tree pose
Oh no
Please don't let me be the first one to topple over
Ha ha she totally stumbled first
whoa, steady, steady...come on let's switch feet already
Lie back down and feel your body feel heavy and sink into the earth
Great Fall we are having
So much sun
Need to defrost the freezer soon
Namaste
Phew....lets turn up the music and get moving
Me plus yoga = fail
ADD?
Pre-yoga americano bad idea?
Try again?
You.are.hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThe even more hilarious thing is I won 5 free yoga classes in the door prize draw.....ha ha ha... now what???
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